Home Depot Lyrics
He’s at the Home Depot buying all the stuff to build a house
He’s storming into plumbing talkin’ with a toothpick in his mouth
Can’t tell him nothing, he’s a pro at almost everything
You got a question, you just ask him, it’s like googling
Ain’t it a handful, the things we do to keep the demons down?
Hey, Steve’s been building walls since you were seventeen
Hey, Steve, hammered watching movies on repeat
Hey, Steve, is this how you pretend to keep it cool in a world so mean?
He’s at the Long Branch holding up a corner of the bar
Who broke your heart?
And he says, “Can’t call it drunk driving if you’re not driving very far”
Ain’t no one checkin on ya
He lost a hundred bucks betting with his buddies on the game
He’s always takin’ credit, but he ain’t ever takin’ blame
Hey, Steve, been building walls since you were seventeen
Hey, Steve, hammered watchin’ movies on repeat
Hey, Steve, is this how you pretend to keep it cool in a world so mean? (Hey!)
Yeah, shove it down, bottle up, let it loose, then pack it up
Start a fight, break stuff, punch a hole, patch it up
Storm out, disappear, show up with another beer
Clench jaw, tight lip, pretend that you don’t give a shit
Hey, Steve, who broke your heart?
Hey, Steve, ain’t no one checkin’ on him?
Hey Steve, is this how you pretend to keep it cool in a world so mean?
Cool in a world that’s so mean?
He’s at the Home Depot buying all the stuff to build a house
His heart’s the only project he ain’t got the tools to figure out