Teacher’s Pet by Melanie Martinez (K-12)
Caught the teacher giving his eyes to a student
Thought “He pretty cute” and she bit her lip back to him
Chewing on her nails and her pens while she’s dreaming of him
And he’s *** in sin (You know he is)
She said, “It’s for all the right reasons
Baby, don’t care ’bout grades, just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
Don’t call me crazy
You love me, but you won’t come save me
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Don’t know why you even need me”
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the *** is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I’ll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I’m young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn’t last, but *** you, don’t you leave me here
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret?
She’s feeling like a spider in a cage
You liar, you were her desire
Now she wants to light you on fire
But *** it, she’ll still give you a call
And a lighter when you wanna get ***
And mess around ’til you get numb
She said “it’s for all the right reasons
Baby, don’t care ’bout grades, just call me your lady
If I pass this quiz, will you give me your babies?
Don’t call me crazy
You love me, but you won’t come save me
You got a wife and kids, you see them daily
Don’t know why you even need me”
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret?
Yeah, why the *** is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I’ll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I’m young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn’t last, but *** you, don’t you leave me here
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret?
Gimme back my money
Didn’t learn a damn thing, honey, from you
Except how to lie and cheat while inside the sheets
Stop calling me your bunny
I won’t hop and you don’t own me
Do you? I bet you think you do
Well, you don’t
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret? (Why am I? Why am I?)
Yeah, why the *** is that?
Do you regret the things we shared that I’ll never forget?
Well, do you? Tell me that
I know I’m young, but my mind is well beyond my years
I knew this wouldn’t last, but *** you, don’t you leave me here
Teacher’s pet
If I’m so special, why am I secret?
Song: “Teacher’s Pet”
Release Date: September 6, 2019
