Mike Dimes - BLACK COFFEE Lyrics

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BLACK COFFEE Lyrics by Mike Dimes

So, I woke up this mornin’, made coffee, straight black
Looked in the mirror and said, “Damn, I’m gettin’ fat”
Hopped in the shower, I brushed my teeth and hit a stretch
Looked at my phone, and not on call, I sent a text that read
“Hey, how you doing? I hope you fine, I see you, Mr. Stunting
Making money, I heard you left all your homies, you moving funny
In the country, out the country, your favorite animal a snow bunny
But the last shorty was the color of honey, and the one before it was as sweet as berry”
From you, it’s whatever
Sit the homies down and let ’em know about this setup
Pulled down my pants, she said, “It’s cute, but I look better”
It’s whatever, bitch, whatever
I’m too focused, too locked in, way too pessimistic
I’ll see a foe and say they’re your friend because they ain’t that different
‘Cause everybody true colors look the same
Leave ’em all, so I don’t have no one to blame if I turn into a monster, mm

Won’t tell no lie, just stretch my truth
Might wear disguise to catch a boof
You fall in love, I checked your shoe (Shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe, shoe)
I call my guys, they bring the boom
I’m not the guy that’s gonna shoot
This forever kept in my roots
I forever stayed with my troops, I’m a military recruit
I’m a goofy? Okay, that’s cool
Watch a goofy count up these views (Frrt)
Bitch, made a milly at twenty-two
Give a fuck how I look to you
Like you comprehending this view
Told Cap to wait outside, me and 5 gon’ see what’s up
A-V-A was on my right, C4 was late as fuck
All these niggas wanna fight, tell ’em, “Fight the demons, bruh”
Why you wanna beef with Mike? They just wanna meet me, huh?

(Upset) That I’m thinking ’bout that bitch
(Upset) I was friends with that nigga
(Upset) I keep drinking ’bout that shit
(Hold breath) You can’t breathe none of this whip

Must be the shit when there ain’t no secrets ’bout you, kid
I be too deep, and they keep speaking ’bout me, scared
They be ten-deep, and he keep saying he ain’t scared
Can’t say it’s raining when you pissed all on my leg