Originally by Harry Styles – Sign Of The Times
I come out here to be alone sometimes
But I bring a camera crew
To film me looking sad and cute
If I concentrate I believe I can fly
Like R. Kelly buzz light-year
I am pretty buzzed
I drank a couple cases of red bull
They didn’t give me wings those commercials
Are bullshits, red bulshit
I though my feet would never touch the floor
Once I cutties with the other four
Boy band mates
Such dead weight
What do you mean this sounds derivative?
I don’t know what that word is
I’m ’bout to spit some future ***
SGT. pepper, help, get back,, a ticket to ride
Tiny dancer, rocket man
Ziggy stardust, fame, let’s dance
Let’s dance
My album cover my *** back
Since I’m the Justin one I’ll cover that
This just in…
I’m Justin
No that I’m up here I feel kind of bored
Does anyone need something from the store or fishes ?
I’m Jesus
Key of awesome audience in wonderin’ why
We’d make a Harry parody
Without the guy who plays Harry
They don’t want to see my face
It’s old and tired
So we called up Ryan Russell
He’s gonna do a fashion show
Why did you call me out of Brooklyn for?
Just stand right there and be adorkable
And work it
For the kids
Grab a guitar this is too awkward
Don’t worry homie it’s a simple chord
Progression…
B7
Zayn is always ***
But Harry can fly
Mary Poppins style
How does Harry float?
On pure charm he coasts
Let’s try some *** notes
This part may be too freakin’ ***
My vocal chords will soon be fried
That looks like a shot from Twilight
I even tuned down a half step
But I’m still runnin’ out of breath
Harry has got talent I guess
Parody of Katy Perry – Chained To The Rhythm
