Caught In A Jam Lyrics by Portraits Of Tracy
1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, come on!
I knew a stupid girl, oh Jenny was her name
She told me that she knew a place where I could feel some things
Right there down the alleyway
You’ll meet a fine lad, tell him hey
He opens up his coat and then we cross hands
Fast forward, fast forward, right back on the path
And before I knew time was due, I was in the jam
Oh something changed in me I felt it instantly
I had to hit the club so they could all see
Now I’m the dancing queen
F-f-f-far far from 17
A yet again, I see the fine lad
He grabs me by my arm and says I’m ripe for his plan
Before I knew time was due, I was caught in a jam!
I was caught in a jam!
Oh
Now I’m an astronaut, lost on mars, fighting a robot
In a masquerade, I lost my way and I don’t know how
Wake up, wake up
It’s a dream, it’s a dream
Too far from what it seems
Wake up, wake up
It’s a dream, it’s a dream
Oh
I unbuckled all the locks
Got down without a scot
I snuck a bit more, a bit more down the hall
And right there I saw him with his face turned to the wall
I tapped him on his shoulder and sent a kick to his balls (Y-ow!)
And before he knew time was due, he was caught in a jam!
He was caught in a jam!
He was caught in a jam!
He was caught in a jam!
Oh