Darlene And Gene Lyrics by The War And Treaty
I finished my lunch early
Had a lot of time to blow
Started thinking about surprising you
At your job wearing nothing under my raincoat
I could only imagine what you’d do
And when I walked through the door
What did I see
Skanky old Darlene with her hands all over Gene
Lord, she done got the better half of me
I shot her in her boom boom, and I shot Gene in his knees
She’s bleeding out, and he’s running now
Calling the police
I’ll gladly go to jail for shooting Darlene and Gene
She use to be my best friend, joined at the hip
We spent so much time together
We started
Dressing
Smelling
Even talking alike
Momma, I sure should’ve known better
And when I walked through the door
What did I see
Skanky old Darlene with her hands all over Gene
Oh Lord, she done got the better half of me
I shot her in her boom boom, and I shot Gene in his knees
She’s bleeding out, and he’s running now
Calling the police
I’ll gladly go to jail for shooting Darlene and Gene
Oh, yeah
When I walked through the door
What did I see
Skanky old Darlene with her hands all over Gene
Oh Lord, she done got the better half of me
I shot her in her boom boom, and I shot Gene in his knees
She’s bleeding out, and he’s running now
Calling the police
I’ll gladly go to jail for shooting Darlene and Gene
Oh, yeah