I Dont Drink By Tom MacDonald
I screwed up, I just wanna say I’m sorry
It’s all my fault, you should probably ignore me
Oh my god, shoulda give me a new warning
All my friends are sick and tired of the story
I don’t drink, cuz when I’m drunk I’m annoying
Call your phone, when its 3 in the morning
Start a fight, parked a whip in your garden
Prolly think I am mentally retarded
Please don’t call me crazy, cuz I’m not
Last night, I had one too many shots
Blacked out, got arrested by the cops
Woke up on the neighbours front lawn
Every time that I’m hungover, I convince myself I’m dying
Where the hell my pants go and why is my girlfriend crying?
I say that I remember what I did, but I’m lying
There’s a tattoo on my buttcheek
it’s a beer can and he’s smilling
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I do I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
I’m a mess and I know you don’t deserve it
You’re the best and I’m a pretty stupid person
None the list you try to help me ’cause I’m hurting
I confess somethimes I feel like I’m not worth it
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m a problem
I don’t care who I hurt I feel awsome
Holy crap it’s a jail or a caffeine
Soon enough I’ma be a rock bottom
Please help tell me how I end up here
Last night I have one too many beers
Flashbacks but I can’t remember clear
Why I texted all my exes and we haven’t spoken years
Every time that I’m hungover, last night doesn’t feel so funny
I throw up all my front step and I wasted all my money
I got naked in a night club right in front of all my bodies
Then I went home with some girl I thought was hot but shes ugly
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
You called my phone
okay be quiet can you hear it
I don’t hear it
Damn oh no, my *** photos can we clear it
We need to clear it
I’m pretty sure that last night went down in history
We made it out alive and that’s a victory
Black eyes, minor injuries
We lost a fight together that’s a win to me
I don’t drink cuz when I’m drunk I’m retarded
Ask around I’m a life for the party
Hold my beer cuz i’m only getting started
Who cares about tomorrow when the mysory
