"I'm Sorry! (Court-Ordered Apology)" by Helluva Boss feat. Anthony Padilla, ian hecox turns a forced public apology into a flex. The apology mocks accountability by bragging about wealth, clout, and legal trouble while denying a rumor about a museum incident with a flimsy excuse about intent. The repeated "I'm sorry" becomes a taunt, especially toward Ohio, where the ban originated. The emotional shift moves from performative remorse to open defiance, ending with a party invitation that excludes the very people demanding contrition.
I’m Sorry! (Court-Ordered Apology) Lyrics by Helluva Boss
(Feat. Anthony Padilla, ian hecox)
Wow, mm
I never thought I’d be doing one of these apology videos (Homie Joey)
So soon after last week, but the public wants accountability
So
I’m sorry, oh, I’m sorry
This is accountability
Because I’m sorry, I’m so sorry, I’m so—
I’m so sorry that I’m rich, sorry that I’m cool
Sorry that my mansion has eleven pools
Check your girl’s phone, bet she followin’ the Prank Squad
When she comin’ over, she be callin’ me the (Prank God)
That’s what clout do, what that mouth do?
Sign a legal waiver that says that I can mount you
Yeah, I got lawyers ’cause I get sued
Now I’m banned from Ohio for the pranks I do
And I can’t go back until I tell you that I’m
I’m sorry (This is sincere), oh, bitch, I’m sorry (Yeah, bitch)
Court-ordered apology (From the heart), because I’m so sorry, I’m so
(Homie Joey in the hiz-ouse)
Sorry that you’re poor, sorry that you’re mad
Sorry that you’re jealous of my bachelor pad
I didn’t get a trust fund from a rich dad
So I had to make my friends eat Tide Pods ’til one of them died (Ahem)
Oh, right, yeah, whatever
Allegedly, that’s a rumor from my haters
But it made me a famous internet creator
And the thing about the Rock And Roll Hall of Fame isn’t true
I didn’t do it, I would never jerk off with the Bon Jovi exhibit
That’s wack, like why would they even say that?
And then they get the security guard to testify he saw me rub my dick on the guitars? That’s not jerking off
If my dick was out, it was fully soft as a joke (Bro)
I’m sorry (Stop lying), oh, I’m sorry (Ohio hates jokes)
I didn’t jerk off on Jon Bovi (Gah), but I’m still sorry, I’m still—
Man, fuck Ohio
I’m sorry I’m not sorry, how about that, Cleveland?
Rager at my house tonight, everyone’s welcome
Unless you’re from you-know-where
My dick was soft
What’s up? Homie Joey here
I went out the window
