Helluva Boss - I.M.P. Jingle (Wally's Version) Lyrics

Da-da-da-da-da-da, da, da, da

Are you so lonely and hurt?

Oh my gods, it hurts so bad

Are you thinkin’ maybe you could do with the romantic embrace of a stranger
To keep you warm at night?

Oh, it’s so cold, it hurts

Well, lucky for you, there’s a service that can link you up with singles like this and whatnot

Hello, would you like to be on top of me?

What a catch, who else is out there?

I like, uh, well, not specifically, but for example, feet

Singles are standing by to take your call

I’m lookin’ for Jeffrey, he knows what he did

Hubba, hubba

I’m looking for someone to be mean to me because I’m a real piece of shit

Every moment you’re not callin’ is a person you’re not meetin’

I’m lookin’ for someone who can really appreciate my Fizzarolli impression, mhmhmhm
Hey, what’s u— fuck, I fucked it up—

This is what’s out there, what, do you wanna be alone?

I want a guy who’s into the obscure holes, I’m talkin’ nostrils, baby

You think you’re too good for this? You ain’t

I like planes, I like space, I like mountains, I just— I just like to be up
Sometimes, I’ll just climb a ladder, just whatever gets me up

If you could do better, you wouldn’t be watchin’

Oh, like I’m not saying it’s this, but, you know, maybe piss on me?

Deal with it

If you’re feelin’ tired of feelin’ so lonely
Then give us a call, yeah, just pick up the phone-ly
It’s our guarantee, if you call I.M.P.​
You’ll immediately meet people
Just dial 555-555-443-545-66444-44077
5555-124-444-5555-444-443-3336
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Immediately meet people

I say, I say, call today