Life’s A Bitch (And Then You Die) Lyrics by Robyn Ottolini
You should wake up in the morning on the right side of the bed
Convince yourself the grass is green on your side of the fence
See the silver lining in the existential dread
If someone hasn’t told you yet
I’m telling you my friend
Life’s a bitch
And then you die
Might as well roll one up and get real high
Don’t complain, it’s a waste of time
‘Cause life’s a bitch, life’s a bitch
And then you die
Be kinder to your neighbour ’cause their time is comin’ too
If it’s not completely obvious
We’re all already screwed
Ain’t no point in arguing if a man went to the moon
‘Cause we’re all circling the drain of our impending doom
Life’s a bitch
And then you die
Might as well kill a case of Miller Light
Don’t complain, it’s a waste of time
‘Cause life’s a bitch, life’s a bitch
And then you die
Life’s a bitch
And then you die
Life’s a bitch
And then you die
When I get to contemplatin’ all of my regrets
I take a moment to remember what my mama always said
“Robyn, life’s a bitch and then you die”
Right
Life’s a bitch
And then you die
No, I ain’t ever met no one who’s made it out alive
Don’t complain
It’s a waste of time
Life’s a bitch
Life’s a bitch
And then you
Have a good time and make lots of money
And treat everybody like they’re somebody
If it’s such a joke then laugh like it’s funny
Life’s a bitch and then you die honey
Have a good time and make lots of money
And treat everybody like they’re somebody
If it’s such a joke then laugh like it’s funny
Life’s a bitch and then you die honey
